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Everything You Need To Know About The Notion Ink Adam

First off, this article is long overdue. But as they say, better late than never (whoever said that is a genius, by the way).

Unfortunately, as of today, tablets have become synonymous with the iPad. Though tablets have been in existence for a long time, they have only gained popularity now (for numerous reasons not within the scope of this post). One of the major reasons for this has been the release of the iPad. Apple wielded its hideous market clout once more when it kick started commercial interest and growth in this segment of the market. Yet again flattering themselves ingloriously and pompously calling their product "magical and revolutionary" (source).

But I'm not here to bitch about Apple. This is about Notion Ink's Adam whose claim to fame is going to be only through the dint of its own merit. And boy does it have merit. (BTW, I lied earlier. There is still a lot of Apple bashing to follow.)

Now Look What You've Done BP!!!

A month or two back, I wrote about GM's tryst with the "green-movement" - the result of that unholy union was the Chevy Volt (and I'm still psyched about it!).

Well it seems like those leprechauns are at it again! This time, they've gone straight to root! They've bewitched those incorrigible fools at BP (which is short for "Bouffons de Pluton" or "Buffoons from Pluto") to get rid of all the petroleum in the world; sending us right back to the Triassic period and in the process relocate the "Black Sea".

Not that big a deal, except for Madonna who is going have to find an alternative to her eternal youth (Petroleum Jelly aka Vaseline).

On a more disastrous note, all this talk of "no more petroleum in 25 years" has got major car makers soiling their underpants (leading to increased detergent sales, which are incidentally, manufactured from petroleum based products!).